No Tell Motel by Michael G Wilmot

No Tell Motel
1st Avenue Playhouse
Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey

Comedy/ 4 Characters, 2 Men, 1 Woman, 1 Either/or/ Full Length, Two Acts

Synopsis: Brandon and Sarah arrive at a seedy motel for a fun afternoon, but guilt, misunderstandings, a meddling motel manager with “issues,” and the fallout from a Bible salesman with ulterior motives get in the way. No Tell Motel is a fast paced relationship comedy with a sexual theme, delicately and tastefully handled. Surprisingly, and against all odds, there’s even a happy ending. Adult situations but no strong language.

“A superbly funny show.” –

“What a relief! A play with intelligent banter!” – Theatre In London

“Audiences absolutely love the show!” – Bell Tower Theatre, Dubuque, Iowa

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Professional rights:
Diane Carter
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About the Playwright: Michael spent a number of years as an on-air radio personality before his love of theatre was sparked after being dragged to an audition to act as moral support for a friend.

His writing has been mainly in the field of comedy, including writing free-lance for Jay Leno’s “Tonight Show” monologue and for Kevin Nealon during his stint on Saturday Night Live‘s “Weekend Update” segment. For a time he also had regular columns in two U.S. comedy newsletters.

As a playwright, his scripts have been performed across the USA and Canada, in Australia and Russia. No Tell Motel has been translated into Russian (under the title Love Shack) and was performed in Astrakhan Russia in 2016. His short play Nancy is published by Playwrights Canada Press in their short play anthology Long Story Short.

He is a member of The Playwrights Guild of Canada and the Dramatists Guild of America.

No Tell Motel was first performed by the Port Stanley Festival Theatre, Port Stanley, Ont., Canada in June, 2010